Monday, March 27, 2006
Do Liverpool fans get upset when you start singing bye bye Gerrard *before* his bad tackle?
Is Dave now called chunky?
Do big maori blokes get peeved when you make fun of their loud trumpet like fart noises from the cubicle next door. (Well technically I was speaking to Dave 2 cubicles up.)
Did nobody tell me that Kronenberg 1664 was French until after I’d drunk enough of it to kill a horse?