Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Fantasy League Smack Talk Thread
Table after gameweek 6
#/Team/Manager/This Week Grand Total
1 Ham West Graham Drummond 86 342
2 Gunnadoos Craig Baldwin 71 305
3 Brisbane Hammers Dave Rhodes 74 304
4 winning11 Joe Cobley 38 290
5 Rsk Hammers Richard Kemp 74 278
6 Tevez's Triumph Michael Pannunzio 51 270
7 Boys from the Boleyn Stuart Robinson 66 269
8 Rapid Earlwood FC Nicholas Xanthis 62 268
9 Fleet Street Folex Folex 77 262
10 Mickys Oz Hammers Micky Palmer 51 257
September Manager of the Month Running Points
#/Team/Manager/This Week/Sept Total
1 Ham West Graham Drummond 86 164
2 Gunnadoos Craig Baldwin 71 131
3 Rsk Hammers Richard Kemp 74 125
4 Rapid Earlwood FC Nicholas Xanthis 62 123
5 Brisbane Hammers Dave Rhodes 74 119
6 Boys from the Boleyn Stuart Robinson 66 116
7 Tevez's Triumph Michael Pannunzio 51 114
8 Fleet Street Folex Folex 77 114
9 Masters XI Fred Masters 65 111
10 winning11 Joe Cobley 38 110
The Brisbane Hammers League is ranked 275th out of 86,680 leagues.!!!
Previous Manager's of the Month.
August was Dave with 185 pts.
League details
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
Code is 187088-40824
League is called Brisbane Hammers but all whu-au readers welcome.
#/Team/Manager/This Week Grand Total
1 Ham West Graham Drummond 86 342
2 Gunnadoos Craig Baldwin 71 305
3 Brisbane Hammers Dave Rhodes 74 304
4 winning11 Joe Cobley 38 290
5 Rsk Hammers Richard Kemp 74 278
6 Tevez's Triumph Michael Pannunzio 51 270
7 Boys from the Boleyn Stuart Robinson 66 269
8 Rapid Earlwood FC Nicholas Xanthis 62 268
9 Fleet Street Folex Folex 77 262
10 Mickys Oz Hammers Micky Palmer 51 257
September Manager of the Month Running Points
#/Team/Manager/This Week/Sept Total
1 Ham West Graham Drummond 86 164
2 Gunnadoos Craig Baldwin 71 131
3 Rsk Hammers Richard Kemp 74 125
4 Rapid Earlwood FC Nicholas Xanthis 62 123
5 Brisbane Hammers Dave Rhodes 74 119
6 Boys from the Boleyn Stuart Robinson 66 116
7 Tevez's Triumph Michael Pannunzio 51 114
8 Fleet Street Folex Folex 77 114
9 Masters XI Fred Masters 65 111
10 winning11 Joe Cobley 38 110
The Brisbane Hammers League is ranked 275th out of 86,680 leagues.!!!
Previous Manager's of the Month.
August was Dave with 185 pts.
League details
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
Code is 187088-40824
League is called Brisbane Hammers but all whu-au readers welcome.
Posted by norven munky at 8:48 pm
whubris said...
Green WH 4.5
Neill WH 5.0
Terry CH 7.5
Vidic MU 7.0
Young MI 5.0
Fabregas AR 9.5
Noble WH 4.5
Cahill EV 7.5
Lennon TH 7.5
Agbonlahor AV 7.5
Torres LI 10.0
Reserves
Sorensen AV 4.5
Scholes MU 8.0
Ferdinand MU 6.5
Connolly SU 5.5
norven munky said...
Who will take the West Ham penalties this year? Apparently Bellamy missed one in pre season. I've heard Noble suggested..
Anyone wanna have a crack at listing who will take pens for each of the PL clubs this year?
Could come n handy for fantasy leagues..
whubris said...
I reckon post it here, and every now and then start a new thread when there are too many comments.
Just looking at my team there, I no longer have Neill, Young, Cahill, Lennon, or Agbonlahor in my team!
norven munky said...
ok, ta. The site is down at the moment by the looks of it.
norven munky said...
I have a stoopid question. When there is a partial round like this mid week round, is it just tough shit if you can't field a team of players that are actually involved in games?
I have 3 hammers + Gerrard, Fabregas, Martins none of which will be involved in gameweek 2, so only 9 of my squad can get points..
Anonymous said...
some top 8 action!!!!
i finished last last yr in my fantasy league.....
Anonymous said...
I'm bottom of the league with -1 points. What the fucks going on. BEEX OUT!!!!
whubris said...
Munky, if you make more than 1 transfer in a week during the season then you get docked points, so if you want to make a transfer then you'll probably find it's not worth it.
Anonymous said...
i wondered why i got docked 4 points when iu transfered 2 people...cunts....i should read the rules i guess
Anonymous said...
deano, i got docked fuckin 20 points and I was only on 19!!! geez I'm shite at this. BEEX OUT!
norven munky said...
ta..yeah I worked out the one free sub. I guess if you want to make other changes you need to be confident that they can contribute more than the 4 pts cost.
I guess everyone knows you can look at other people's team selections after a round is finished by clicking on their name in the league ladder.
viva la munky
Anonymous said...
Week 3
FC Hammer, whilst still at the bottom have at least caught up with the team above. After a terrible week 2 in which the head of beex was called for, the chairman Egg Sandwichsson has made funds available to steady the sinking ship.
whubris said...
Sorry guys but I've been away on unexpected business for a week.. luckily still going fairly strong on my dodgy selections..
norven munky said...
yeah its been quiet..Dave has Rellies over, Beggers is OS.
Anonymous said...
Is this the right place to come and brag?? ;-) I know it's a long season blah blah blah. :-)
Anonymous said...
Off the bottom! I give myself a cupla weeks to get mid-table or else it's BEEX OUT!
norven munky said...
Beexie I asked Curbs to have a look at your team for you...he said your captain was automatically subbed and no-one gets to take over so the double points went begging...
Anonymous said...
Dave I am in utter disbelief that you have even thought about putting Fat Frank in your dream team let alone actually do it. This means that you are actively cheering on Fat Frank, a situation and that I find totally unacceptable as a Hammers fan.
I am officially not talking to you for a week now... I urge all others do to do the same for anyone that has Fat Frank in there team...
Anonymous said...
Micky - unfortunately it is essential to have Fat frank in a winning fantasy side - the cunt gets watched every week and therefore picks up the bonus points. For example Noble was outstanding against Birmingham yet the 3 & 2 bonus points went to Birmingham players cos nobody on the panel was watching the game with any seriousness. They will always watch Chelsea and their eyes will always be on Lampard - it's a sad story but a true one I'm afraid. Same with Gerrard & Ronaldo.
Anonymous said...
Dave
I can not believe that you are now 'rateing a fantasy league' above the Hammers obvious dislike for Fat Frank. I must insist that you remove him from your team at once and that anyone who has him does the same. If I catch you cheering him on then there will be serious consequences.
I now urge everyone not to talk to Dave for a week and further punish you by ordering you to purchase the first round against Arsenal
TheRedRisky said...
How about the first 3 rounds :P
BTW mickey did you manage to see any one of the game on sat night, other then that brief second i saw you towards the end?
Anonymous said...
Micky, Tony, you guys can't talk, you have Steve Gerrard in your team. Stevie fucking Gerrard. The man who single handedly robbed us of winning the FA cup. Gerrard is just as bigger a c*nt than Fat Frank.
norven munky said...
now wait just a cotton picking minute...one has always played his heart out for his team, and one was a fat lazy c*nt who couldn't be assed to put any effort in to get fit and or earn his wages...
i.e. Gerrard was paid good money to score that goal. Lumpard was paid good money to play for us.
And he's a smug c*nt who needs to have the smirk smashed off his face.
I was there at Elland Road when he danced with the corner flag like his dad. Unfortunately he's not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Frank Snr when it comes to West Ham.
No offence :)
Anonymous said...
Well Said Northern... I can't believe that Tel that you are comparing Fat Frank who is very unloyal and Fat and overrated to possibly the best player in the world who has ultimate loyalty for his team.
If we are to remove everyone who has scored against us then we would probs only have a few players each to pick...
you lot need to get a grip, picking world class players if fully ok, picking unloyal Fat cunts is NOT...
Anonymous said...
Let me just set the record straight and say that i was never praising Fat Frank hes a c*nt just like Gerrard. And i was never comparing the effort and loyalty that both players have. I was just saying I hate Gerrard just as much because of the goals he scored vs us in the FA cup final. I know that lots of players have scored against us but no two goals hurt more than Gerrard's two in the final.
norven munky said...
ok well you can leave Gerrard out of your team then with Micky's and my blessing :)
I was there, I *know* how much they hurt!
Anonymous said...
You guys will be happy to know that I have gotten rid of fat frank from my team.
Anonymous said...
You'll be even happier to know that I didn't realise he was injured and kept him as my captain costing myself 11 points (I would've made fabregas captain in his absence).
Anonymous said...
Well Done Tel... proud of you...
Dave... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
norven munky said...
when I did a post the other day I initially had said about lumpard's injury but then thought..fuck it if I don't mention it Dave might not realise..lol
Anonymous said...
At least I made fabregas captain this week! :p
norven munky said...
I bought in Bellamy & made him captain..out of the top 10 for me :(
norven munky said...
fuck me I've got some decisions to make. Bellamy, Tevez, Nani, Ben Haim all in my squad and no idea if any of them will play....
Anonymous said...
ohh yeah....7th in the month so far!!!!
just try and stop me!
Anonymous said...
Wholesale changes at FC Hammer. Caution thrown to the wind. Beex given till Xmas to iron (sorry!) things out!
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Green WH 4.5
Neill WH 5.0
Terry CH 7.5
Vidic MU 7.0
Young MI 5.0
Fabregas AR 9.5
Noble WH 4.5
Cahill EV 7.5
Lennon TH 7.5
Agbonlahor AV 7.5
Torres LI 10.0
Reserves
Sorensen AV 4.5
Scholes MU 8.0
Ferdinand MU 6.5
Connolly SU 5.5
Comment posted on Sat Jul 28, 11:26:00 pm

Who will take the West Ham penalties this year? Apparently Bellamy missed one in pre season. I've heard Noble suggested..
Anyone wanna have a crack at listing who will take pens for each of the PL clubs this year?
Could come n handy for fantasy leagues..
Comment posted on Tue Jul 31, 07:28:00 am

I reckon post it here, and every now and then start a new thread when there are too many comments.
Just looking at my team there, I no longer have Neill, Young, Cahill, Lennon, or Agbonlahor in my team!
Comment posted on Sun Aug 12, 07:02:00 pm

ok, ta. The site is down at the moment by the looks of it.
Comment posted on Mon Aug 13, 06:54:00 pm

I have a stoopid question. When there is a partial round like this mid week round, is it just tough shit if you can't field a team of players that are actually involved in games?
I have 3 hammers + Gerrard, Fabregas, Martins none of which will be involved in gameweek 2, so only 9 of my squad can get points..
Comment posted on Tue Aug 14, 06:52:00 pm

some top 8 action!!!!
i finished last last yr in my fantasy league.....
Comment posted on Tue Aug 14, 07:51:00 pm

I'm bottom of the league with -1 points. What the fucks going on. BEEX OUT!!!!
Comment posted on Wed Aug 15, 10:42:00 am

Munky, if you make more than 1 transfer in a week during the season then you get docked points, so if you want to make a transfer then you'll probably find it's not worth it.
Comment posted on Wed Aug 15, 04:54:00 pm

i wondered why i got docked 4 points when iu transfered 2 people...cunts....i should read the rules i guess
Comment posted on Thu Aug 16, 05:12:00 pm

deano, i got docked fuckin 20 points and I was only on 19!!! geez I'm shite at this. BEEX OUT!
Comment posted on Thu Aug 16, 09:14:00 pm

ta..yeah I worked out the one free sub. I guess if you want to make other changes you need to be confident that they can contribute more than the 4 pts cost.
I guess everyone knows you can look at other people's team selections after a round is finished by clicking on their name in the league ladder.
viva la munky
Comment posted on Sat Aug 18, 01:28:00 pm

Week 3
FC Hammer, whilst still at the bottom have at least caught up with the team above. After a terrible week 2 in which the head of beex was called for, the chairman Egg Sandwichsson has made funds available to steady the sinking ship.
Comment posted on Mon Aug 20, 08:25:00 am

Sorry guys but I've been away on unexpected business for a week.. luckily still going fairly strong on my dodgy selections..
Comment posted on Fri Aug 24, 10:10:00 am

yeah its been quiet..Dave has Rellies over, Beggers is OS.
Comment posted on Fri Aug 24, 12:32:00 pm

Is this the right place to come and brag?? ;-) I know it's a long season blah blah blah. :-)
Comment posted on Mon Aug 27, 09:41:00 am

Off the bottom! I give myself a cupla weeks to get mid-table or else it's BEEX OUT!
Comment posted on Mon Aug 27, 08:13:00 pm

Beexie I asked Curbs to have a look at your team for you...he said your captain was automatically subbed and no-one gets to take over so the double points went begging...
Comment posted on Mon Aug 27, 09:01:00 pm

Dave I am in utter disbelief that you have even thought about putting Fat Frank in your dream team let alone actually do it. This means that you are actively cheering on Fat Frank, a situation and that I find totally unacceptable as a Hammers fan.
I am officially not talking to you for a week now... I urge all others do to do the same for anyone that has Fat Frank in there team...
Comment posted on Mon Aug 27, 10:43:00 pm

Micky - unfortunately it is essential to have Fat frank in a winning fantasy side - the cunt gets watched every week and therefore picks up the bonus points. For example Noble was outstanding against Birmingham yet the 3 & 2 bonus points went to Birmingham players cos nobody on the panel was watching the game with any seriousness. They will always watch Chelsea and their eyes will always be on Lampard - it's a sad story but a true one I'm afraid. Same with Gerrard & Ronaldo.
Comment posted on Tue Aug 28, 09:48:00 am

Dave
I can not believe that you are now 'rateing a fantasy league' above the Hammers obvious dislike for Fat Frank. I must insist that you remove him from your team at once and that anyone who has him does the same. If I catch you cheering him on then there will be serious consequences.
I now urge everyone not to talk to Dave for a week and further punish you by ordering you to purchase the first round against Arsenal
Comment posted on Tue Aug 28, 11:02:00 am

How about the first 3 rounds :P
BTW mickey did you manage to see any one of the game on sat night, other then that brief second i saw you towards the end?
Comment posted on Tue Aug 28, 05:50:00 pm

Micky, Tony, you guys can't talk, you have Steve Gerrard in your team. Stevie fucking Gerrard. The man who single handedly robbed us of winning the FA cup. Gerrard is just as bigger a c*nt than Fat Frank.
Comment posted on Wed Aug 29, 12:54:00 pm

now wait just a cotton picking minute...one has always played his heart out for his team, and one was a fat lazy c*nt who couldn't be assed to put any effort in to get fit and or earn his wages...
i.e. Gerrard was paid good money to score that goal. Lumpard was paid good money to play for us.
And he's a smug c*nt who needs to have the smirk smashed off his face.
I was there at Elland Road when he danced with the corner flag like his dad. Unfortunately he's not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Frank Snr when it comes to West Ham.
No offence :)
Comment posted on Wed Aug 29, 03:31:00 pm

Well Said Northern... I can't believe that Tel that you are comparing Fat Frank who is very unloyal and Fat and overrated to possibly the best player in the world who has ultimate loyalty for his team.
If we are to remove everyone who has scored against us then we would probs only have a few players each to pick...
you lot need to get a grip, picking world class players if fully ok, picking unloyal Fat cunts is NOT...
Comment posted on Wed Aug 29, 09:41:00 pm

Let me just set the record straight and say that i was never praising Fat Frank hes a c*nt just like Gerrard. And i was never comparing the effort and loyalty that both players have. I was just saying I hate Gerrard just as much because of the goals he scored vs us in the FA cup final. I know that lots of players have scored against us but no two goals hurt more than Gerrard's two in the final.
Comment posted on Wed Aug 29, 11:44:00 pm

ok well you can leave Gerrard out of your team then with Micky's and my blessing :)
I was there, I *know* how much they hurt!
Comment posted on Thu Aug 30, 03:36:00 pm

You guys will be happy to know that I have gotten rid of fat frank from my team.
Comment posted on Mon Sept 03, 01:11:00 pm

You'll be even happier to know that I didn't realise he was injured and kept him as my captain costing myself 11 points (I would've made fabregas captain in his absence).
Comment posted on Mon Sept 03, 01:36:00 pm

Well Done Tel... proud of you...
Dave... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Comment posted on Mon Sept 03, 01:51:00 pm

when I did a post the other day I initially had said about lumpard's injury but then thought..fuck it if I don't mention it Dave might not realise..lol
Comment posted on Mon Sept 03, 07:49:00 pm

At least I made fabregas captain this week! :p
Comment posted on Mon Sept 17, 09:36:00 am

I bought in Bellamy & made him captain..out of the top 10 for me :(
Comment posted on Tue Sept 18, 08:49:00 pm

fuck me I've got some decisions to make. Bellamy, Tevez, Nani, Ben Haim all in my squad and no idea if any of them will play....
Comment posted on Sat Sept 22, 06:56:00 pm

ohh yeah....7th in the month so far!!!!
just try and stop me!
Comment posted on Mon Sept 24, 06:51:00 pm

Wholesale changes at FC Hammer. Caution thrown to the wind. Beex given till Xmas to iron (sorry!) things out!
Comment posted on Sun Sept 30, 09:53:00 am

